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Topic: ...types of countermeasure charts
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stat
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posted 03-04-2008 09:15 AM
  
These are my gift to some friends.First we have the beer countermeasure charts. Characterized by mixes of alcohol, followed by dynamic oral and anal movements----and perhaps the first ever "penal countermeasures";
 Next we have some CID countermeasures----most notably punctuated by lots of relocation, bad payoff, but great benefits. Silent but deadly.
 Here you see some very well thought out cm's. Notice the research and cautiousness involved. They almost seem religious in thier faithfulness to the rules. Very steady movements.
 Lets look at the shear complicatedness of this chart. It has the earmarks of talent, yet is so complicated it requires a phd to fully grasp. Simple, yet elaborate. This person probably stays up late nights just trying to be smarter than God.
 And this last one is highly experimental. One sees that it is a mixture of the examinee injesting beans----notice the first GSR moments look as if the examinee sharted themselves. This chart shows uncanny toughness.
 
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Ted Todd
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posted 03-04-2008 09:41 AM
Stat,Well I guess the cat is out of the bag on this one-you got me! Truth is, these are in fact a new type of countermeasure that I have invented and perfected. I will be offering a special training and certification class in May on this technique. Ted IP: Logged |
stat
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posted 03-04-2008 09:54 AM
 
If you all want these as avatars---just right click and save---copy and paste. I feel like an old lady knitting ugly sweaters for family members.
....it's the thought that counts. 
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sackett
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posted 03-04-2008 12:13 PM
stat,as the "heir apparent" in expertise in these new countermeasures, I would expect a presentation at both AAPP and APA seminars this year... Jim IP: Logged |
Buster
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posted 03-04-2008 03:30 PM
Good Stuff.IP: Logged |
rnelson
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posted 03-04-2008 07:47 PM
I'm going to wear mine at Christmas holidays.r ------------------
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room."
--(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964)
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stat
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posted 03-04-2008 10:14 PM
Jim,
I'd schedule a lecture at APA, but how am I going to find a power point projector that malfunctions every 10 minutes at such short notice? lolIP: Logged |
sackett
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posted 03-04-2008 10:31 PM
Ask Ted to bring one. Remember, he's from California. Everything he's got is BROKE anyway!!!LOL Jim [This message has been edited by sackett (edited 03-04-2008).] IP: Logged |
wjallen
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posted 03-05-2008 07:37 AM
As a long time lurker, first time poster, I want to thank all you guys and gals for your efforts to entertain and enlighten those of use who visit here. Keep up the great work! I think these countermeasure charts would be of interest to the anti crowd, as they seem to be a rather humorless bunch of folks. IP: Logged |
stat
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posted 03-05-2008 10:09 AM
Thanks WJ! Life is serious, and life is silly too----just like 'round here. Sure wish you'd come back to bat the chat more!
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